Oh Shishi -- You Got Them Boom Boom Booms?: Instant Party Vest With Integrated 8-Inch Subwoofer

December 9, 2011

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This is a vest with an integrated 8-inch subwoofer. You know, because carrying a boombox around on your shoulder apparently isn't cool enough anymore. *rambles on about the good old days until you get bored and leave so I can finally strip down to the flesh and drink in peace and quiet*

You just found a one of a kind mobile party. All you need to do is charge the batteries and plug in your mp3 player. The main sound comes from a set of two amplified motorcycle speakers just off your shoulders. The bass comes from a low-profile amplified 8" subwoofer. The power comes from a custom 10 cell rechargeable battery belt, size 36. You will easily be the loudest person in the room. The vest comes with a battery charger for the belt and a wire to connect your tunes to the vest. You have independent volume and subwoofer controls on your hip.

Captain Hearingloss is actually selling the thing on Etsy, but unfortunately for you wanna-be life of the party types, it costs $850. That makes it far more economical to just get crunk and make an ass out of yourself. Just sayin', you know how many times I've been the life of the party? Every single one. "You just get wasted and set things on fire." WTF HOMEY -- giving away my secrets?! Not coo, not coo at all.

Hit the jump for a shot of the front and some others of the system at rest.

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Etsy Product Page

Thanks to PYY, who's officially invited to my next party to see just what a blast I am. But, WARNING: be prepared to catch fire -- with passion.

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