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USS Enterprise USS East Peoria Christmas lights display spotted in East Peoria, Illinois, which is apparently known for its extravagant Christmas lights AND NOTHING ELSE. *Wikipedia-ing to verify* Okay so the Caterpillar Tractor Company does a lot of manufacturing there, that's something. Oh, and it's where comedian Sam Kinison was born. Geez, no wonder he was so screamy -- I'm from West by God Virgina and I'm full of rage myself. "Rage -- or shit." Both.
Thanks to chichi, who agrees the only Christmas light a person really needs is a warm fireplace and somebody naked to share it with. *disrobing* To the bearskin rug!