But The Bus Doesn't Go There: Google Map To Mordor

December 20, 2011


If you try to getting walking directions in Google maps from The Shire to Mordor it cautions that one does not simply walk into Mordor. Oh shishi, you got Boromir working at Goggles now? I thought he died by orc arrow in The Two Towers. Because I remember crying. HARD. Manly tears. "Nothing you do is manly." Fine -- little ladylike tears, shit!

Google Maps
'One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor,' Warns Google Maps [inquisitr]

Thanks to tom, who agrees Google Maps should include a "You shall not pass!" anytime there's a one-way bridge in the directions.

  • Tayla Ebden

    You must think a good deal safer way too if you take a trip simply by bus tickets from charlotte to new york. The explanation for this is in which you will have at the very least a couple individuals, which usually will certainly adjust at some time, specially for anyone who is venturing longer kilometer.

  • Terry_Jim

    "one does not simply walk into Mordor."
    not when you can.... http://youtu.be/H11kCBhld

  • I love google sometimes. I'm going to have to test google's sense of humor on a few other nifty locations.

  • According to Google, you can't walk into Mordor, but you can Kayak across the Pacific Ocean to Japan.

  • Audwin Short

    I once googled "1313 Mockingbird Lane"  and found the place in Illinois.  When I went there, an old lady answered and I asked if "Herman Munster" was there. She said, "go screw yourself, nerd!"... she hurt my feelings...


  • Of course you don't just walk in to Mordor.
    It's best to use the bus.

  • Mike Hamilton

    Beany died in Fellowship dude. Some nerd you are!

  • CrazyUncleNicola

    Boromir died in the Book in Two Towers

  • fail mike hamilton. fail. 

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