This is a Game of Thrones cake made by Kensei Yonzon and Nicole Villar Balaoing. It's a throne made out of swords made out fondant. You ever tried swallowing a sword before? It's harder than it looks. Plus you have to be real careful not to drop it because one time at the circus I saw a guy let go when it was only halfway down his gullet and the sharp end came out his butthole. I've been trying to drink the memory away but the elephants -- they'll have to live with it for life.
Thanks to khz, who's never swallowed a sword but has sat on a parking cone naked.