This is a short video of a girl on a surfboard watching whales feed off the coast of Santa Cruz, California when she almost becomes a snack herself. Wonderful news, really *adds whales to 'list to things to be afraid of in the ocean' between Spongebob's friend Patrick and fish small enough to swim inside a butthole*. Oh man, remember the Bible story of Jonah getting swallowed by a whale and living in its stomach for three days? Me neither, it's....been a minute since vacation bible school.
Hit the jump for the no thank you very much.
Thanks to Ralph, who was almost swallowed by a Phoenix but used magic to freeze it with an ice blast, buying him the precious seconds he needed to make an escape. Me? I would have torn its wings off. They cook themselves.