Stiff Japanese Underwear Help Burn Calories

November 14, 2011

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Crusty drawls, yo.

$32 Calorie Shapers are resin-coated biker-shorts/sparkle-panties that are stiffer than regular boxer-briefs and, when walked in 1.5-hours a day per week, can burn enough additional calories to offset 16-ounces of beer. WELL WOOPTIE-F***IN'-DO-DA. I'd rather just convince myself I never drank that beer. Besides, who in their right mind wants to walk around IN A PAIR OF HARD UNDERWEAR? Aaaaaaaah, my nuts are saying silk but my belly's saying STIFF ABRASIVE POLYMER AND ENOUGH FRICTION TO START A FIRE. "Just go commando and I'll swing the calories away." Smart thinking, penis.

Hit the jump for the WTF commercial.

Special Japanese Underwear Aids in Burning Extra Calories [weirdasianews]

Thanks to Marconet, who just wears leg-weights like a normal person. Um, Marconet? Regular people don't wear leg-weights, bro.

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