This is a series of Facebook status updates chronicling some poor f***er's Elder Scrolls: Skyrim marathon gone horribly, horribly wrong (hit the jump for the entire series). It's fake but funny. I've seen similar things done in the past, but without such a bloody ending. Sure you could argue if your ass isn't bleeding by the end of a gaming marathon it was never much of a marathon to begin with, but that would make you a crazy person. A crazy person with a point.
Hit the jump for the entire dear God no.
All set for Skyrim marathon! [reddit]
Thanks to Justin and beer_flavored_vodka, one of which sounds like a great idea (sorry, Justin).