Anatoly Moskvina, a 45-year old Russian man who can fluently speak 13 languages and considered by many an all around genius, was discovered to be sharing his apartment with the skeletal remains of 26 women he dug up and dressed like dolls. He was busted after his parents came over for an unexpected visit. JESUS! Where the f*** did you hide them when you knew they were coming over?!
Russian media reported the bodies were females aged between 15 and 26 who died years ago.
Life News said Moskvina is a historian who sneaked into graveyards at night, dug up bodies and took them home in plastic bags.Back in his apartment, he dressed up the bodies as dolls wearing dresses and stockings.
Moskvina is believed to have slept in a coffin during one nocturnal cemetery [excursion], BNO News reported.
Hey -- geniuses work in mysterious ways, you know? Take me for instance, I live in this apartment with 68 cats. "But you're not actually a genius." And this isn't actually an apartment -- it's a van.
Thanks to Bradley B, who agrees two skeletons in your closet is enough for anyone. Three tops.