Man Arrested After Getting Anti-Aircraft Shell Stuck In Keister During Sex Game

November 7, 2011


Picture related...enough.

A 50-year old Croatian man has been arrested after seeking medical help to remove a live 11-cm anti-aircraft shell from his butt after getting it stuck up there during a sex game. The deadliest sex game. You...have been hanging out with a bad crowd.

After the doctors removed the 11cm long shell, it was handed over to a member of the police anti-explosives unit, the paper said.

A Zagreb police spokesman confirmed the incident but would not give any details as the authorities are still investigating. If other illegal weapons are found in the man's home, he could face criminal charges.

Oh they're gonna find some more illegal weapons alright. If you think for one second a guy who plays anti-aircraft butt bomber or whatever doesn't sleep with the ring-pin of a live grenade around his wiener, you're crazy as he is (but only half the sexual deviant).

Croat man risks charges after explosive sex game [straitstimes]

Thanks to Daniel and Samuel L., who wonder if he started with buckshot and musket balls and worked his way up or if he just went straight for the gusto.

  • It was 11 cm long (~4-5/16"). That's not big, that's like a typical .50 caliber cartridge (probably a Russian 12.7x108 - 12.7mm bullet diameter, 108mm shell casing + length of bullet). The shell casing is 18.9mm (~3/4") in diameter. Total length is 14.7cm though, not 11cm. The next smaller cartridge is the 7.62x54R (.30 caliber), and it's a lot shorter.

    The point is the cartridges aren't as big as, um, other things used for the same purpose. That it was a live shell is really not a big deal. It's a center fire cartridge, they don't just explode, not even if dropped! Now hit the primer hard with a hammer or pointy object while it's in there and you have a problem, but once removed it's pretty harmless. Bomb squad is overkill!!

  • Sebastien Michael Mansfield

    I am okay with this.

  • This gives new meaning to "dropping Bombs."

  • These are the weapons of (m)ass destruction , I mean distraction Bush was looking for? 


    They're quite lovely :)

  • This is why we can't have nice things.

  • I'm from Croatia and this story is fake -.-'

  • Who goes "What my anus needs right now is live ammunition up it!"?

  • Guest

    Oh for crying out loud, the only news from Croatia on Geekologie  in two years and it's about an idiot shoving anti-aircraft shells up his behind! Man we're fu*** up!

  • Lauren

    So I'm guessing it was a live shell? Someone should teach him that that is an exit, not an entrance lol

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