Ross Nanotechnology's NeverWet spray is a can of magic. Oooooooor silicon-based superhydrophobic spray that can make liquids "shoot off" anything it's applied to. And speaking of hydrophobics: come on, what do you have against gays?! They're people just like you and me except better dressed than you and nowhere near as sassy as me. Oh man, you should have seen me stick it this bartender Wednesday. I was all, "oh hellllllllllllll no you didn't just put that sorry-lookin' cherry in my drink! I want another one AND IT BETTER BE ON A LITTLE PIRATE CUTLASS." That's when they asked me to leave. Just watch the video and imagine the possibilities (I imagine raincoats because I'm an outside-the-box thinker).
Hit the jump for chocolatey Keds no more!
Thanks to Marco, who agrees there's obviously a little sorcerer in each can. Right? There's just no other way.