Guy Kills Wife After Smashing Star Wars Toys

November 3, 2011


"Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."

30-year old Rickie La-Douche La-Touche suffocated his wife with a pillow after she destroyed the Star Wars toy collection he'd been collecting since childhood. He's been sentenced to life and will undoubtedly get his ass turned out by a gang of Sith.

[He] told a court that his Thai wife Pornpilai Srisroy, 28, had damaged his precious Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker memorabilia.

He later suffocated her during a row and then ran sobbing to his mother who lived nearby.

La-Touche later told police his wife had smashed up his Star Wars collection as part of a campaign to "make his life hell". He also claimed he "flipped" when she threatened to leave him to go back to Thailand.

Not gonna lie, Rickie, that was NOT the way of a Jedi. That was a very Vader thing of you to do. Except for the running to your mom's house crying part, that...I don't even know what that was. *banging gavel* Ready my sail barge -- we're heading to the sarlacc pit.

Star Wars fan killed his wife after 'she smashed his toy collection' [mirror] (with a picture of his wife)
Convicted Star Wars Fan of the Day []

Thanks to Mark, who has never killed anybody over a toy collection but did slip rat poison in a roommate's cereal for flushing a toilet while he was in the shower. That -- that's okay.

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