Dammit Sauron, I already told you -- the Ring has been destroyed!
This is a picture of Cordon del Caulle erupting in Chile. It's not the first time we've seen lightning in the ash clouds of volcanoes here on Geekologie, it's just the first one that looks like a tornado FROM HELL. Impressive, devil, but if you even think about dropping a house anywhere near me I'll jam that trident so far up your ass you're gonna have five horns.
Thanks to Matt, who swears the guy next to him in an airport bathroom stall had this coming out of him. Oh good lordy.