Note: I had to cut the map a little to make the words legible, click HERE for the whole damn thing including island states Alaska and Hawaii. "Alaska's not an island." Then why does it get its own box on weather maps?
I'm only scared of two things: ghosts and dying. And I'm only afraid of ghosts after dark (the nighttime is NOT the right time!) or when I'm alone. I'm actually afraid of dying all the time but that's because I live dangerously. And as the great philosopher Socrates once said, ho de anexetastos bios ou biÃ´tos anthrÃ´pÃ´i -- the unexamined life is not worth living. "WTF does that have to do with anything?" F*** if I know, I was trying to sound smart to impress people!
Thanks to Randi, who only fears fear itself. Hoho -- a Lincoln quote, I'll allow it!*
*Please don't email me telling me it's an Eisenhower quote.**
**Please don't email me telling me it's actually an FDR quote.***
***You know what? Just don't email me period.