Disney princesses: they're all terrible role-models. The Geekologie Writer: he's even worse. Still, I'm not the one on the television in front of thousands of impressionable young children right now. Although I certainly SHOULD be. Hey kids, it's me, the Geekologie Wizard! Send me all your parents' money or I'll cast a spell and make all your stuffed animals come to life and kill you. And if you even think about telling your parents so help me God I will crawl through this television like that girl in The Ring. Oh you've never seen The Ring? Cool, because it's coming on next! AND NO PERSONAL CHECKS YOU LITTLE SHITS.
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Oh that one's not a princess? Woops.
Thanks to Marie, who agrees real-life Disney princesses would probably be a pain to talk to. An ease to look at, pain to talk to.