Identity Crisis: Geek Character Mashup Tattoo

October 10, 2011


This is a Greeky (this ain't spanakopita!) geeky mashup tattoo Frankenstein'd together out of five separate characters. Apparently it serves as some kind of geek-detecting device. Weird, I know, but I just shaved my head and found out I have a nipple growing in my hairline, so I'm kind of desensitized to weird right now.

I had a whole year in Iraq to come up with my ideal geek tat. The great thing is not only does it prove my geekiness, if someone knows who all the characters are it lets me know just how geeky they are.

Can you name them all? I can. SPOILER: Boba Fett's head, Samus Aran and Cloud's arms (plus sword), Link's torso and Mega Man's legs. Can you guess which hand he uses to masturbate? SPOILER: Cloud's. Samus' is a f***ing beam cannon -- she'd blow Link's ocarina off!

The Ideal Geeky Tattoo [geeksaresexy]

Thanks to Lily, who agrees it wouldn't have killed you to have him standing on a Back to the Future hoverboard.

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