The day stiletto heel implants become reality is the day I'm slingshoting myself into the sun. And, knowing my luck, missing and winding up orbiting the solar system for all eternity. Remind me to pack cyanide capsules. Also: some really bright LEDs (I want children to be able to find me with a telescope).
Hit the jump for one more shot of the you'll never run again.
Human Body Stilettos: Every Woman's Dream? [bitrebels]
Thanks to Tanya and Tracy, who agree stiletto shoes are still cooler because, you know, you can take them off. Shirts too, WHOO WHOO!