Mars rover Opportunity's (Spirit's twin) 3-year, 13-mile trek (you slowpoke!) packed into a 3-minute video of time-lapse snapshots? You got it! Plus cooties. TAG, YOU'RE IT! Circle circle, dot dot, now I've got my... "Tag-back!" SONOFA. It's terminal, isn't it?
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to Melissa, who's been to Mars and said it's pretty boring EXCEPT FOR THE ALIENS THAT LIVE UNDERGROUND. I knew it!