Because people here on earth are pretty much tired of it, Dominos Pizza has announced they want to open a store on the moon. What the -- but the exchange rate for moon-bucks is astronomical! Astronomical, see what I did there? That's just one of many services I can provide. I'm also an unlicensed waxer.
The Japanese arm of Domino's Pizza was taking public relations to new heights Thursday with plans to build the first pizzeria on the moon, The (London) Daily Telegraph reported.
"We started thinking about this project last year, although we have not yet determined when the restaurant might open," spokesman Tomohide Matsunaga told the newspaper.
The restaurant chain estimated that the cost of turning the stunt into reality would be about Â¥1.67 trillion ($21.8 billion).
"In the future, we anticipate there will be many people living on the moon -- astronauts who are working there and, in the future, citizens of the moon," Matsunaga added.
Listen: anybody willing to travel 360,000-miles for a shitty pizza is outta their f***ing mind and ought to be shot directly into the sun instead. That said, I do regularly drive two and a half hours to hit my favorite burrito place. OMG -- their green sauce. I would like, seriously take a bullet to the chorizo for a single ramekin of that shit.
Domino's Announces 'Plans' to Build Pizza Parlor on the Moon [foxnews]
Thanks to Ferris (the tipster, not the wheel), who once drove all night to hit his favorite diner for a single piece of pie (and a coffee -- he drove all night!) and would do it again in a heartbeat.