20 years of devoted (no cheating with SEGA!) service to Nintendo and you get one of these sweet-ass Mario statues. 20 years of blogging? Liver failure and a string of failed relationships. I know, it sounds like a fairy tale.
Thanks to marley and Dweez, who haven't even been able to work for a company for two years without fantasizing about burning the building to the ground and playing in the ashes. Um, guys? That's normal.