Halo's Master Chief Gets The Cake Treatment

September 1, 2011


I'mma eat your face, Chief!

In other busty news (a wise boob man once told me, "you can never get enough bust"), this is a giant Master Chief cake created by Mike's Amazing Cakes. How the hell they managed to make such a gravity-defying cake is beyond me, but I suspect it involves being chockful of inedible wooden dowels and chicken wire. "Don't even say that -- Master Chief is ALL MAN." Haha -- somebody's got a crush! It's me, I'm in love with a duck at the pond. I bring him the crust from my sandwiches and in return he quacks and follows me around. It's kind of a Romeo and Juliet thing but even sweeter because he waddles.

Hit the jump for a whole bunch more including a shot of one convention-goer about to be put out of his misery.






Master Chief Sure is Sweet: Check Out This Super Amazing HALO Cake! [obviouswinner]

Thanks to Terry, who agrees nothing exemplifies life more than a fat cat on an underwater treadmill.

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