DJ Meow Mix: Scratching Turntables For Cats

September 29, 2011


Convinced your cat is musically inclined? You're f***ing crazy. Regardless, you should still buy it a $23 Cat Scratch Turntable from SUCK UK, if only to provide me with some new Youtube content to watch. OMG, you've got to see this -- this cat thinks it's a DJ! *screaming at computer* Hey -- HEY CAT -- YOU'RE A CAT, BRO, YOU CAN'T MIX MUSIC! I swear, cats can be so stupid. "...You were just trying to talk to one through a Youtube video." I know, because he was being dumb!

Hit the jump for a couple more product shots and a link to the purchase page.




SUCK UK Product Site
Cat Scratch Turntable Is An Easy Way To Tell If You Have Too Much Disposable Income [ohgizmo]

Thanks to Darryl, who claims he used to have a cat that could rap but he'd never do it when someone was around. Really? I used to have a cat that would shit next to the litter box right in front of me.

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