Damn -- and a good lookin' 30 if I do say so myself!
Don't worry, I'm not actually gonna cry, maybe just tear up a little. I'm trying to look at it as more of an accomplishment. The end of an era. That, despite all the terrible decisions made and stupid shit I did in my 20's, I've SOMEHOW survived a whopping 10,950 days. Thirty years. Holy shi-shi. Thankfully, I'll never mentally be a day over fourteen. Birthday aside, August is a very special month for me because it also marks my four year anniversary for writing Geekologie. In that time I've written the last 8,713 articles, at least eight of which were funny. "Six." Agree on seven? "Only because it's your birthday." Thank you -- that means the world to me. So yeah, I'm thirty today. Feel free to drop some love/hate/dead birds in the comments -- I don't f***ing care, now I'm depressed.
To not dying,
Your Geekologie Writer