The Wrongulator is a cheap $7 solar calculator that's been programmed with bad logic to only give wrong answers. I'm not sure how close the bad answers are to the correct ones, but hopefully close enough so that the error isn't obvious. That, or just 80085 every time. What? They're never not the answer! "What's the hottest part of an overweight man?" Okaaaaaaaay, I stand corrected. (It's the foopa, right?)
Wrongulator Guaranteed to Be Incorrect 101% of the Time [technabob]
Thanks to FSK, who would look great monogrammed on a bathrobe.