This is Optimus Prime carved into a watermelon. Or is it a watermelon carved into Optimus Prime? "Neither, that's a cantaloupe." Can't elope?! But we love each other and our families are feuding! "Did you really just...I hope you feel shame for even typing that." I do, I really do. For everything. BUT MOSTLY FOR JUST OWNING YOUR ASS WITH WORDS!
The Optimus Prime Watermelon Carving [obviouswinner]
Thanks to khz, who once filled a watermelon with moonshine and then took it to senior center picnic because he's a terrible person.