Oh You Know, It's Just A Bentley, Mercedes, Ferrari, Aston Martin & Porsche Car Crash

July 29, 2011


This is a picture of a luxury car pileup in Monaco. It makes me sad and happy at the same time because 1. it's always sad to see something beautiful get damaged *eyes own battle-scarred face in mirror* but 2. I have a thing against insanely rich people. "Oh you jelly, GW?" Damn yeah I'm jelly! I'm Smucker's as a mutherf***er.

The wealthy French Riviera city state of Monaco was the scene of a pileup involving five luxury cars with an estimated value of more than $1.1 million.

The collision, involving a Bentley Azure (worth an estimated $400,000), a Mercedes S Class ($120,000), a Ferrari F430 ($230,000), an Aston Martin Rapide ($230,000) and a Porsche 911 ($130,000), occurred in front of Monaco's Place du Casino, according to Sky News.

The British TV network reported that the incident began when the Bentley scraped the side of the Mercedes before plowing into the Ferrari. Then, the Bentley proceeded to run into the Aston Martin and the Porsche.

Haha! So basically it was all the Bentley driver's fault. *eying driver in picture* Oh look, it's..."Don't do it, GW!" Fine, FINE, but only because I backed through my garage door yesterday.

Even the crashes are stylish: Million-dollar wreck in Monaco [msnbc]

Thanks to Mr. Fancy, who may or may yes have been driving the Aston Martin.

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