Superficial Dating Site Hacked, Wave Of Ugly People Accepted

June 20, 2011

Can you tell who doesn't belong? SPOILER: The lion, sicko.

Apparently "lookist" dating website was recently hacked, and accepted over 30,000 busted-ass, booboo looking people over the course of six weeks because its rating system was jeopardized. Per company director Dan Hodge, who looks LIKE THIS and probably shouldn't be a member (unless member = dick, in which case, yes, he is one):

"We responded immediately, repairing the damage from the 'Shrek Virus' and putting every new member back into the rating module for a legitimate and democratic vote.

"We have sincere regret for the unfortunate people who were wrongly admitted to the site and who believed, albeit for a short while, that they were beautiful. It must be a bitter pill to swallow, but better to have had a slice of heaven then never to have tasted it at all."

At first the company thought that an 'ugly' who had been rejected had to behind the Shrek Virus but after looking further it was found that the it came from within. A former employee who left the company in May placed the virus into the system as a parting gift.

Now I know what you're thinking, "hoho, GW's just jealous because his profile got deleted!" WRONG. I'm so f***ing handsome my laptop's getting wet right now just because I'm looking at it. Ooooooor I spilled my coffee. Either way, it is starting to smoke. claims it was hit by Ugly Virus [digitaljournal]

Thanks to Trevor, who agrees it's what's on the inside that counts. Unless the inside is a whole cake, two packages of Oreos and an entire Thanksgiving dinner, in which case you might have to take the outside into consideration.

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