Because this is what happens. Plus you ruin a perfectly good backup condom. Or, in your case, balloon animal. "Whatever bro, I used to date a chick and one time we were getting so hot and heavy at Makeout Point we ended up using a Doritos bag." That...is not something I'd brag about. "What if I said it was a Pringles can?" Okay now you have my attention.
Hit the jump for the 'facial hair is overrated' in action.
Thanks to Marcus, who can still remember the first time he burnt his face off. Really? I was black-out drunk my first time.