Ever Made Love In Less Than 12-Parsecs?: An 8-Ft Millennium Falcon Beanbag Chairbed

June 27, 2011


This is a giant-ass Millennium Falcon beanbag chairbed. I would sleep on it. But I'd also eat on it, because I'm a disgusting fatbody. True story: when I was doing my quarterly bed laundry this weekend I found a turkey drumstick, half a piece of pizza (sans crust), two Fruit Roll-Ups and an unopened pudding-pack in the tuck at the bottom. I had a feast. "You're sick." No, I'm full is what I am. "OF SHIT!" *dancing* I know but I'm trying to wait till I'm home to go!

Millennium Falcon Beanbag of the Day [geeks.thedailywh.at]

Thanks to Jaded (ditto) and aaron, who sleep face down on the carpet like nature intended. Nature, or alcoholism?

Pass out on my sofa with your shoes on and get a complimentary schlong Sharpie'd across your forehead on Faceybooks and Tweeter
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