Cell Phone Survives The 'Will It Blend?' Test

June 2, 2011


The $550 Sonim XP 3300 is allegedly the world's toughest cell phone, forged by Thor's hammer on Mount Doom in Mordor. I'm lying, but that would be sweeter than honey. Which -- BACK OFF, BEES, I'MMA LICK THIS HIVE! (Can you tell I didn't take my meds today?) The phone is even capable of surviving a round in the Blendomatic or whatever the hell it's called, despite Scott Tom Dicknberries or whatever his name is insisting that the after shot I used in the screencap is of the phone "mostly blended" even though it looks "mostly intact" and can still make and receive calls. Stop lying, Tim! Lying isn't gonna sell more blenders! Lying will make your nose grow though, and then what? Exactly: dick-schnoz.

Hit the jump for the win.

Rugged Sonim cellphone survives the Blendtec blender's blades [dvice]

Thanks to chuck_wagon, who serves tacos and and canned soda out the back of his pick-up.

  • Wow that's a touch phone! It must be an excellent choice for people who work at construction sites and such. How much does it weigh? It's touch so does it mean it weighs a lot too?

  • I'd like to go with the older Nokia 2300 or Nokia 1100 here...I still remember dropping my first cell phone nokia 1100 from the third floor and there was not even a key missing from the cell..it was really rock solid..its just that these mobiles are no longer manufactured by the company.

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