This is a Mystery Science Theater 3,000 headboard. Or, more specifically, a piece of particle board that's been cut to look like the back of Mike, Crow and Tom Servo's heads, then spraypainted black and bolted to a bed. Good lookin'. The only problem is this: why are they facing the wall? You guys would have waaaaaaay more material to make fun of if you were facing the other way. Get it?! Because I masturbate with a sock puppet.
Got the idea while watching a Mst3k on my projector [doormanideas]
MST3K Headboard of the Day [thedailywh.at]
Thanks to Dylan, who's positioned a bunch of Halloween horror masks facing his bed. Lines: you've crossed them.