OMGWTF4THOFJULYBBQ! These are a couple videos to get your Canada Day/4th of July holiday weekend kicked off right. The first couple are slow-motion videos of fireworks going...

Um, all soda cans are spray cans if you shake them first. Because tilting a can back/not poking your eyes out with a straw takes skill and...

Hey -- this rainbow tastes like pet fur and dust bunnies! What happens when you let seven Roombas (each with a different colored LED strapped to its...

Remember last week's Dark Tower/Eye of Sauron LEGO build? Well it turns out it traveled with friends to the 2011 Brickcon. These are them, starting with an...

Pissed Japan stole back the honor of housing the world's fastest supercomputer, China answered back this Thursday (apples to oranges style) by opening the world's longest sea-bridge,...

Seen here doing a rad-to-the-power-of-sick gutter stomp or some shit, a kid rides a BMX bike while attached to a rope swing. And this is an hour...

Seen here beckoning your wiener to an untimely dismemberment, robotic dental patient Showa Hanako 2 (Showa Hanako 1 here) opens wide for the camera. Now quick --...

Seen here serenading gravel, a water-boatman celebrates being the world's loudest animal (NOT largest testicled) in relation to body size. How do they do it? The same...

Note: Uncensored pictures after the jump cannot be unseen. I wasn't going to post this because 1. I eat a lot of sushi and 2. it's f***ing...

This is The Matrix 'lobby scene' with the music and sound effects replaced with those made by some guy's mouth and a multi-track recording. It's...something. Something that...

Presumably using GPS location data, Augmented Reality Cinema is an upcoming smartphone app that allows a user to watch the scenes from a movie that were shot...

Hammacher Schlemmer, purveyors of the finest everything you don't need, are selling a 20-foot animatronic Triceratops because, okay, I do actually f***ing need that. "RAWR!" *nipples harden...

You know what the problem with a lot of movies coming out is? THEY BLOW. They were poorly written, grossly over-marketed, and suck nards. Not because they...

There are special effects, and then there are special effects by visual effects artist Martin Gamal. His special effects are so special their mom makes them wear...

This is an informational graphic based on the faults of the zombie brain and how to exploit them to survive the inevitable apocalypse. Apparently there's actual science...

So apparently somebody started a rumor that the Navy SEALs that stormed Osama Bin Laden's compound were rocking night-vision contact lenses. Personally, I don't believe it. And...

Note: Search 'avatar tattoo' in the sidebar to see the progression. The last time we checked in with Iggy the Avatar superfan he was at tattoo #...

After recently being named Europe's least green auto manufacturer (despite their new autopilot feature) and opposing new CO2 emission cuts, Volkswagen recently got their lil' Vader Superbowl...

I'm pretty sure I knew cymbals actually had some motion to them when struck, but nothing like this. This is like...the motion of the ocean. My stomach...

Seen here looking like the cross between an alien vagina and my monitor about to be covered in pre-chewed breakfast burrito, the robotic armpit designed by Kevin...

Seen here looking like something I'd kill in a video game, a woman displays the DareDroid 2.0, an interactive dress that rewards 'Truth or Dare' participants with...

This is a Coke billboard in the Philippines touting the company's greenliness. How earth-friendly is Coke besides the billboard? I have no clue. Probably not very. Whenever...

This is a battle between a sulfuric-acid based drain cleanser and a wet sponge. SPOILER: The sponge loses (although technically the acid is actually reacting with the...

Would you drop $50 a month to see as many movies in theaters as you wanted? MoviePass is hoping you will! Me? I don't like going to...

Ever wonder what an old 56k modem sounds like slowed down 700%? Jesus, you really need to stop wondering about such weird shit, you're scaring me. But,...

This is a series of famous cameos carved from the cream in Oreos by artist Judith G. Klauser. Sure some might argue they're a waste of perfectly...

The manufacturers of cable boxes/DVR's and cable companies hate the environment so much they don't care how much electricity their shittily designed garbage boxes waste. Or, let's...

Because this is what happens. Plus you ruin a perfectly good backup condom. Or, in your case, balloon animal. "Whatever bro, I used to date a chick...

The Sense-Roid is a mannequin fitted with sensors connected to a tactile feedback vest worn by a user. That way when you dry-hump the thing you receive...

Ever wish you could move your fingers involuntarily? Hell no, that's how people wind up stabbing themselves (alternatively, running with scissors -- it's a no-no, kids). But...

Note: Picture only moderately related -- my patented optical invisibility cloak. Researchers at Duke University have developed an acoustic 'invisibility' cloak that can effectively hide an object...

This is a short 30-second commercial for Hardees/Carl's Jr. explaining why robots have no place in food production. And if you think it doesn't somehow involve laser-shooting...

Minecraft player Mike520 (who's an hour late to the stoner party) has gone and created a 10+ hour playable Zelda adventure in the world of Minecraft. It's...

Kidding -- she's clearly adulterated. Ah yes, the ol' Myspace mirror shot. I've taken those before. SHIRTLESS. Oh I'm sorry -- am I making you too wet?...

This is a giant-ass Millennium Falcon beanbag chairbed. I would sleep on it. But I'd also eat on it, because I'm a disgusting fatbody. True story: when...

This is a little chart of 19 famous hands from sci-fi franchises. Unfortunately, it was only available in t-shirt form for one day last Friday by shirt-a-day...

Seen here reminding us why it's always a good idea to wear like six condoms, a violent child rages out and threatens to stab his own knee...

This is a Mystery Science Theater 3,000 headboard. Or, more specifically, a piece of particle board that's been cut to look like the back of Mike, Crow...

Cars 2 just came out this weekend and it was unsurprisingly number one at the box office. Number two at the box office? Never -- I don't...

Do or do not, there is no dry humping. You wanna know how to make nipples not look so good? Let 'em sit out in the sun...

Seen here WITH HIS SPINE ON THE WRONG F***ING SIDE OF HIS BODY, a 31-year old man (if you can call him that) was recently spied by...

This is a song/music video created by editing sounds and scenes from Ocarina of Time into a seizurey can-can. It...made my eyes and ears hurt. But in...

But where's Robin gonna sit? "ON MY FACE!" You're nasty, Bat! Seen here with so much future-tech nailed on it's hard to believe it's not a prop...