This is a visualization of the main characters' movements (NOT BOWEL) and battles throughout the Lord of the Rings trilogy as created by University of Florida student JT
Thomas Fridsma. Per the man himself, who may or may not have been rooting for Gollum the whole time:
It synthesizes which characters are with each other and where they are geographically on a time line, and also highlights major events in the plot along the way. The visual style was inspired by 19th century typography and design.
If you are interested in purchasing one of these 18"x24" prints, please send me an email to the address below and I will get back to you as soon as they are made!
firstname.lastname@example.org - I want one!
You know who I was wondering where was the whole time? That sessy-ass Legalos. The whole trilogy I was all, "he's not on screen, I wonder if he's bathing in a river all elf-ass naked or something? Okay now it's nightfall, I bet he's changing into his PJ's before bed. Man, what I wouldn't give to be a fairy on that tent wall!" Then I popped a boner and tried slipping it through the bottom of my popcorn bag. My buddy touched it! HIS NAME IS DAVID JACOBS -- HE LIVES IN ARLINGTON, VIRGINIA!
Infographic Of The Day: The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Plotted [fastcodesign]
Thanks to hobbit hands (OMG they're so small!) and Sara, who both bought One Ring replicas and swing swords around in the woods pretending they're fighting orcs. I want it!