This is a video of what it might be like to play Super Mario in real life. It's pretty cheesy and looks like it may have been rendered as somebody's first school project in 3-D modeling. I GIVE IT A C. Just sayin', the scale is way off. Also, I don't remember any handguns in the game. Pretty sure those were supposed to be fireballs. "Yeah, but this is supposed to be like Mario in real life." What are you trying to say -- all plumbers carry guns? TELL ME NOW BEFORE I LET THIS GUY IN TO FIX MY SHOWER. I'm not trying to get shot over a leaky faucet!
Hit the jump for the short.
Thanks to Allison, who's actually played Super Mario in real life. Like, on the NES when she was five.