What If...Pokemon Were Much More Realistic

April 4, 2011


This is a Cracked cartoon showing a much more realistic version of a Pokemon battle. SPOILER: It's depressing. I had to tell myself not to cry which was all kinds of awkward because everyone at Starbucks started giving me the stink-eye like I was some sort of schizophrenic self-talker. Thankfully, I was able to play it off by sticking a coffee lid to my ear and pretending it was a Bluetooth headset. Me: "There, there, baby, don't cry. So what if scientists just verified I'm the world's greatest lover -- I'm all yours. Huh? Of course -- that too! Oh you want me to say it? It's actually kind of busy in he-- fine. Baby I am all yours INCLUDING THAT PENIS OF MINE THAT GOES ON FOR MILES." *winks at barrista, who points to the door*

Hit the jump for the 1:00 cartoon.

If Pokemon Were More Realistic [cracked]

Thanks to The Superficial Writer, who tried unsuccessfully to catch a Sawk all weekend. YOU GOTTA STAB THEM IN THE EYES! You know, or hypnotize.

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