Unplug And Ready My Mount, Stableboy!: Segway Jousting Lottery Commercial

April 8, 2011


This is a commercial for the Washington Lottery that asks, "What have you and your friends always wanted to do?" SPOILER: Apparently joust on Segways. F*** I really need to make some new friends. Or any friends for that matter. I had an imaginary one for awhile but he liked to watch me masturbate so I locked him in a kitchen cabinet. That leaves me with my dogs. I'd like to think they're friends but I know for a fact if I died in the apartment they'd eat me AND A REAL FRIEND WOULDN'T DO THAT. *giving Chloe the stink-eye*

Hit the jump for the 'yeaaaaaah, I'd definitely not spend it on that'.

So after searching Youtube I found out this isn't even an original idea. Damn people have way too much time and Segways on their hands.

Slow-motion Segway joust has nothing to do with cars, is awesome [autoblog]

Thanks to Amy, who agrees Segway jousting is waaaaaaaay down on the list of things to do if you win the lottery. Right above 'give half to an enemy'.

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