*sniff* Is That...Orc Taint?: RPG Cologne

April 26, 2011


I was just thinking the other day, "self, you really need to buy some new socks." And nowhere in that conversation did RPG-themed cologne come up AND YET HERE THEY ARE. Go figure. Or fish -- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

In most pen and paper fantasy RPGs, three of the primary attributes that you must choose for your character are race, class, and alignment. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab's RPG scent series was designed to emulate the character creation process, and are meant to be layered in order to create a character concept. In short: you layer your class, race, and the two fragrances that compose your alignment to construct your character scent

5mL of a scent (which does come in an amber-colored apothecary vial!) will set you back $17.50, so a full four-course character layering will set you back $70. Alternatively, throw me $20 and I'll send you a pint of my blood sweat and tears so you can smell like me. Just kidding, I don't cry (I'll be subbing urine).

Official Site (with a TON of other scents in case smelling like D&D dingleberries isn't for you.

Thanks to J-unit, who smells like heaven provided heaven smells like Middle-Earth. I'm on to you, Hobbit -- WHERE'S THE RING?!

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