FINALLY -- A Decent Zombie-Proof House

April 27, 2011

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When it comes to buying a home, you've got to ask yourself, "is there gonna be enough room for all my junk/shit but what if zombies attack?" Sadly, for most the answer is "lose and die". But not the owner of this house! THEY BE KEEPIN' THEY BRAINS.

"The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security," begins the designers' website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn't feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.


The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.

Damn, now that's a compound. Let's get an expert's opinion. Excuse me, Mr. Big Bad Wolf, but what do you think about this house's security? "I just shat a brick". Haha -- sucked when you should've blown!

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of our new zombie apocalypse meeting place.

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The First Zombie-Proof House [allthatisinteresting]

Thanks to ebon, Micah McBonerbomb and naas, who are cool sleeping in a tent during the zombie apocalypse because they have balls of steel and penises of shotguns. Well, except Micah (his is a bomb).

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