FINALLY -- A Decent Zombie-Proof House

April 27, 2011


When it comes to buying a home, you've got to ask yourself, "is there gonna be enough room for all my junk/shit but what if zombies attack?" Sadly, for most the answer is "lose and die". But not the owner of this house! THEY BE KEEPIN' THEY BRAINS.

"The most essential item for our clients was acquiring the feeling of maximum security," begins the designers' website in the summary of the structure. Who wouldn't feel safe in a concrete rectangle that folds in upon itself to become completely sealed? Even the windows are covered with a slab of concrete when the structure is on nap time.

The house, with its movable walls, has only one entrance, which is located on the second floor after crossing a drawbridge. Seems like the perfect opportunity to use a flamethrower and defend the life of your family, while stylishly nesting in a piece of architectural elitism.

Damn, now that's a compound. Let's get an expert's opinion. Excuse me, Mr. Big Bad Wolf, but what do you think about this house's security? "I just shat a brick". Haha -- sucked when you should've blown!

Hit the jump for a bunch more shots of our new zombie apocalypse meeting place.










The First Zombie-Proof House [allthatisinteresting]

Thanks to ebon, Micah McBonerbomb and naas, who are cool sleeping in a tent during the zombie apocalypse because they have balls of steel and penises of shotguns. Well, except Micah (his is a bomb).

  • amy

    well this is great! you're gonna live if its the zombies or the radical Islamists!

  • TimSingleton

    What's the difference? Both want to kill you just for existing.

  • AncientAlien

    Now that's what I call a Zombie house! I want one!!

  • tberon

    If the contagent is airborne, your screwed. Even if you have an air filter, none currently produced protect against nano-particles(1-10nm+).

    Good armour but, its worthless in reality.

    Just sayin...

  • madman10

    Very, Very COOL! This would be MY ultimate home (if I had the cash for it) for when the day comes that the brainless politicians ruin this country and the 'shat' hits the fan. I only hope they have a HUGE refrigerated storage area, a self contained energy supply with fuel, a gardening area (on top of the building perhaps?), An abundance of weapons and ammunition, A VERY well stocked medical emergency supply, with people trained to use and administer it, Satellite and short wave radios, Radiation detectors, Chem suits, Gas masks, And last but surely not least, plenty of people willing to re-populate the planet after the apocalypse is over, the best part.....

  • Leo JD Brizzee

    so what's the address again?

  • so how fast do the doors and gates close?

  • Leo JD Brizzee

    fast enough cause only hollywood zombies can run

  • Juliet Berg

    that is SO awesome :D but how long do the windows and stuff take to close?

  • i was thinking of the same thing ... is there a trip wire or something

  • Karla Houghtalin

    This is the best house ever!!!

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