The Bottle Opener/Cap Collector ALL IN ONE

Pfft, every bottle opener already has a built-in cap-collector -- it's called the floor. It's pretty awesome. Plus it never misses unless something like a countertop dives in for the catch, in which case, who gives a shit -- you just opened a beer. Chug and repeat!

Hit the jump for one of the most erotic infomercials I've ever seen.

Beer Bottle Opener With Cap Catcher, The Smartest Idea I Have Seen All Day [uberreview]

Thanks to Derrin, who opens his bottles the old fashioned way: in the eye sockets of his enemies' skulls. HOLY SHIT!

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The Bottle Opener/Cap Collector ALL IN ONE

\n\nPfft, every bottle opener already has a built-in cap-collector -- it's called the floor. It's pretty awesome. Plus it never misses unless something like a countertop dives in for the catch, in which case, who gives a shit -- you just opened a beer. Chug and repeat!\n\nHit the jump for one of the most erotic infomercials I've ever seen.