Licensing Mistakes: Harry Potter Pancakes

March 10, 2011


As you may well know, I haven't read any of the Harry Potter books so I don't know if pancakes are a staple at Hogwarts, but I kind of assume not BECAUSE PANCAKES ARE SOME MUGGLE-ASS SHIT. Real wizards and witches eat toad choads and lizard dicks or whatever. Also, since when has making pancakes been a "MAKE AND BAKE ACTIVITY"? Making pancakes isn't a f***ing "activity", it's "something you do so you don't go to work hungry". What a waste of marketing dollars! That said, I'd kill for some Lord of the Ring brand breakfasts cereal. OMG -- SOOOOOOOOO MANY RINGS!

Pancake Wizard Of The Day []

Thanks to Betsey, who knows the only truly magical breakfast is Quaker Oatmeal Dinosaur Eggs. I know, right -- sometimes I do four packets at once!

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