Piece Of Pikachu In Every Bite: Pokéball Pizza

March 30, 2011


Pikachu pepperonis, just sayin'! "Uh, that would make a piece of Pikachu in HALF the bites." GOD YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

This is a pizza crafted to look like a pokéball. A couple things: 1. holy shit could that thing be any greasier? I'm surprised the bottom of the box wasn't compromised. 2. I'm fairly confident traditional pokéballs aren't flat on one side and 3. whatever pizza artist made this thing obviously doesn't care about keeping their job because you can't go putting that much extra pepperoni on a pizza without charging extra. Trust me, I once got fired from a place for putting too many sausage bits on a pizza if you know what I mean. I mean I spread the marinara around with my privates. You should've seen the look on Papa John's face! Like he'd just seen a ghost someone f***ing a customer's pizza.

Pokeball Pizza Of The Day [geeks.thedailywhat]

Thanks to Randy, who planned on making a pizza that looked like the Death Star but ate all the ingredients while the dough was rising. *facepalm*

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