Looks like vaginas to me.
Happy Valentine's Day, I hope you're all having a
good great one. And, if it's any consolation to you singles, I love you. Granted not like that, but still. Consider this your card. For those of you who do have a special someone but forgot to get them something until today, there's glow-in-the-dark flowers. Except they don't really glow in the dark, just under blacklight. All you have to do is pour some highlighter fluid in water, cut the stems, and let 'em soak that shit up. BOOM -- space flowers! Unfortunately, I chucked all my blacklights after the highlighter-filled liquor bottles I kept in college were systematically executed in my backyard with a BB gun. But maybe you still have one. If so, make some glow-flowers for your lady and tell her you picked them on the moon. She'll be so impressed you went to space for her! Then, get her under the covers. Women love playing fort on Valentine's!
Hit the jump for a video tutorial in case you're really struggling with the idea of pouring highlighter fluid i some water and sticking a flower in it.
Thanks to Nora, who made glowing deviled eggs for an Easter party last year and ended up giving everybody who ate one superpowers. JEALOUS!