This is Freddie Wong's take on Mario Kart in real life. It's different from Remi Gallard's versions because, instead of relying on being a jackass, Freddie relies on computer effects. Me? I rely on side effects. 'Don't Mix With Alcohol' my ass -- it's the only way daddy gets drunk anymore! "GW, those are prenatal vitamins." Haha, I have been pissing a lot of iron lately. Also, pumpin' it. Roid rage -- ROID RAGE! *dry-humps a Bowflex into a pile of dust*
Hit the jump for the short but worthwhile video.
Thanks to ashley, who doesn't shoot anything but blue shells and squirrels that try to get on her bird feeder. Oh come on -- tree-rats gotta eat too!