You Softy: Crying Women Make Men Limp?

January 10, 2011


A recent study at Israel's Weizmann Institute of Science indicates that a crying woman may, in fact, reduce a male's testosterone, rendering him little more than a whimpering man-child, incapable of sexual arousal. But what if I'm always the one crying?!

We found that merely sniffing negative-emotion-related odorless tears obtained from women donors, induced reductions in sexual appaeal attributed by men to pictures of women's faces. Moreover, after sniffing such tears, men experienced reduced self-rated sexual arousal, reduced physiological measures of arousal, and reduced levels of testosterone. Finally, functional magnetic resonance imaging revealed that sniffing women's tears selectively reduced activity in brain-substrates of sexual arousal in men.

First of all, I could have told you huffing lady-tears definitely isn't going to make anybody stiff. That's what fresh-ground tiger penis is for. Secondly, *snooooooort* BOIOIOIOIOIOIOING! See? No? OH REAL FUNNY, JERK!

Women's Tears May Reduce Men's Testosterone [neatorama]

Thanks to Gino, whose natural pheromones makes women so amorous he has to wear a sweat-collecting bodysuit at all times or risk constant molestation. Ditto, broski. Man we have it rough.

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