Worst Hunter EVER: Man Injures Fox, Fox Shoots Man (Without Human-Hunting Permit!)

January 14, 2011


I'm not gonna lie bro, you wouldn't stand a chance at 'The Most Dangerous Game'.

Some dipshit moron shot a fox and, having not killed it because he sucks at aiming, decided to try beating it to death with the butt of his rifle. Only thing was, the sly fox wasn't having it.

The unnamed hunter, who had approached the fox after wounding it from a distance, was in hospital with a leg wound, while the fox made its escape, media said, citing prosecutors from the Grodno region.

"The animal fiercely resisted and in the struggle accidentally pulled the trigger with its paw," one prosecutor was quoted as saying.

Whoa whoa whoa -- prosecutors?! Please tell me they're not trying to put the poor fox in prison. THAT SHIT WAS CLEARLY SELF-DEFENSE!!

Outfoxed! Prey shoots hunter [msnbc]

Thanks to Max and Bella Meow, who don't hunt for anything but treasure. OMG -- PIRATES!! (Pleaaaaase let me join your crew)

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