Note: Full-res version of the tree HERE.
This is a family tree (which is nowhere near as complicated as THIS behemoth) as created by illustrator Matt Stone showing the relationships of various X-Men characters. As you can see, it's a lot more complicated than your family tree, which is a telephone pole. You gotta get outta West Virginia, son! Kidding, I was actually born there in the same hospital by the same doctor as my paw. Yuk yuk! (It's true though is the thing)
Thanks to Rob, Natalie and sam, who don't date superheroes because the sex is too dangerous.