This is a kinetic sculpture created by Seth Goldstein that continually ties and unties a necktie. While the ability to tie a tie is impressive (I can't f***ing do it), I would NEVER trust my neck to a tie-wielding robot. Or a straight-razor. Although I did shave with a ninja sword once, and let me tell you: closest cut ever. So close you can even see some of my teeth through my cheeks. Huh? No not my buttcheeks, dummy, my ass doesn't talk! *brap* What? THAT WAS A WHISPER!
Hit the jump for a video of the choke-bot in action.
Thanks to JRomero, who still wears clip-ons. Hey -- you're never too old for a clip on. Strap ons, yes -- around 85.