Enterprise Crew Testing New 'Acid Drive'

January 18, 2011


This is a short video of the USS Enterprise crew testing their new Acid-Drive. Granted it looks a lot more like an Ecstasy-Drive to me, but what do you expect from a bunch of half-assed Federation subcontractors? SPOILER: Deflector shields that couldn't stop a thrown tennis ball and a transporter that can't beam people up without swapping their genitals. Just sayin', glad I rode with Geordi!

Hit the jump and treat yourself to a seizure.


Thanks to Evil Ares, who -- wanna help me test out my new Weed-Drive? Taco Bell, my treat!

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