"Dressed To Drill" German Dentists & Nurses Show Off Their Fillings To Distract Patients

January 28, 2011


Boobs: they make everything better. Moobs: not so much. Still, I would touch one if I had my eyes closed and dude had the decency to shave his nipple hair. What? I'M NATURALLY CURIOUS. Enter the most progressive dentistry practice in the world:

Dr. Marie Catherine Klarkowski whose practice is in Munich in southern Germany said that she came up with the idea after watching the way male visitors to the local Oktoberfest enjoyed looking at the traditional low-cut Dirndl dresses.

So she ordered for herself and her 10 staff similar frilled blouses in the same style with low cut cleavages and tight bodices that work like a push-up bra.

For Dr Klarkowski the investment paid off - she has a third more patients since the change - all of them male.

Dr. Klarkowski added: "Competition doesn't sleep - I know colleagues who have decorated their whole practice with Mickey Mouse and one even in Star Trek style."

Whoa whoa whoa -- A STAR TREK DENTIST?! Forget boobs, I want to boldly go where no man has gone before! *hitting nitrous tank* "GW to Moonbase Alpha, come in Moonbase Alpha. There's a man here with clip-on Vulcan ears trying to disengage my pants' deflector shield. Do you read me? I'm going to pretend I'm asleep and see where this goes, over."

Dressed to Drill [austriantimes]

Thanks to K.T., who doesn't care just as long as she still gets a sticker and toothbrush after her visit.

  • CelineSand

    Now this wouldn't be so horrible for business haha! Everybody would want their teeth filled if this was the case! I know my brother would finally get his surgery scheduled with his sedation dentist if those girls were there like that!
    Celine | http://bitedental.com/services/sedation-dentistry

  • Aaron Carter

    I would love to have these ladies at my dentist office. Then by the time I get my teeth whitened I will be ready to talk to them. This is a great idea to distract people from the dentist.

    Aaron | http://myoremdentist.com/co...

  • BeckonsAttore

    This is awesome, but still would be awkward. I think that I would still prefer the cosmetic dentistry in Hammond, Indiana.

  • BridgetHall

    Looks like these ladies have no need to have to work with sedation dentists for the majority of their patients. With clothes like that, the guys would be too busy looking to feel anything.

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