4-Year Old Narrates Her Dad Playing Starcraft

January 3, 2011


This is a video of a 4-year old girl (who sounds suspiciously like the 'Kittens Inspired by Kittens' girl, despite Dorspite what my awesome Photoshop skills would lead you to believe) narrating while her dad plays Starcraft for 15 minutes. Now I could lie to you and say I listened to the whole thing, but that would make me a liar, and if there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar. Or am I? Yes, pathological. Just kidding! Haha, I've got your head spinned so far around now you probably can't tell which way is up! Also, you look like the girl from The Exorcist. But if you even think about spider-crawling down the stairs backwards and you can bet your devil-lovin' ass I'm taking your head off with an axe. And not a sharp one either -- you're gonna suffer. Plus the weather man said there's a 125% chance I've been drinking so I'll probably miss with the first couple swings and take off an arm and a leg. Hopefully not my own, but stranger things have happened (one time in a bar fight I accidentally kicked myself in the nuts until I passed out).

Hit the jump and skip around for the cuteness.

Little Girls Make StarCraft II Sound Like SweetCraft II [kotaku]

Thanks to Marley and Tartz80, who I've invited to come narrate my life for a day. "He's drinking again." Great job guys.

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