LEARN HOW TO COUNT CORNS, PEOPLE -- THERE'S NOTHING UNI ABOUT THAT HEIFER!
Apparently a Chinese cow has grown a big-ass horn in the middle of its head (not unlike this woman), leading some people to mistakenly call it a unicorn. Too bad, oh I don't know -- UNICORNS DON'T COME FROM COWS, MORONS! Milk and hamburgers, yes; unicorns, no.
Farmer Jia Kebing noticed a small bump on this cow's forehead when it was born two years ago but didn't expect it to grow into a 20cm (8in) horn.
'My farm is famous in this region for this cow and people come in here just to see it,' said Mr Jia from Baoding in nothern China's Hebei province.
Jesus, what have you been feeding that thing, Jia -- power plant runoff? I'm not sure what farming manual you read, but that is NOT how you raise Kobe beef. Wait -- WHY ARE YOU HOLDING THAT BULL'S PENIS? Lemoonade?! That's it, I'm calling your mom.
Thanks to Romeo, who used to have a chicken until it grew a foot on its head. Then he had chicken nuggets.